I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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