Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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