So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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