doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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