honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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