i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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