When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
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