It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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