Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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