He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
