I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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