Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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