If i come over, it means nothing
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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