Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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