I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Please don't give away my fajitas
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