From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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