what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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