The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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