The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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