i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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