I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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