yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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