Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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