This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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