.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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