Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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