I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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