Small penises have feelings too.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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