He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
