there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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