The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
What drink are we having for lunch?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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