The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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