you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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