...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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