You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Terrible idea I love it
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
