she was so not down for the gang bang
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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