so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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