I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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