I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
Randomize
