Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
My feet surprised me
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