Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
We left an ass print on the piano.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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