ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Damn victory sex feels great
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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