How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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