well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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