we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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