idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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