Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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