So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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