Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize