god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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