other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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