the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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