I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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