She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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